The Ultimate Search Engine (January 16, 2011)

Over the Christmas holiday we watched a few episodes of The Bloomberg Game Changers. (Yes, we’re nerds.) Anyway, pretty good biographies about business folks who have impacted the flow of business, social culture, and economics in recent history. The stories of Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft were featured, of course. I was impressed with the story of Jon Stewart. Interesting guy. After creating a season pass on Tivo, we learned not many episodes were made and we were in repeat-land. Bummer.

I bring this up to give you a brief  history of the influence of the thoughts that will follow. You see, my brain is as the book title says “spaghetti” and everything connects. Sometimes it helps you to understand which noodle touched which to ignite the subsequent thought process. So let us proceed…

While visiting with a friend in her newly-finished family room she shared the decor ideas she had for a few of the elements in the room. While driving to a ball game later in the day, I recalled the conversation and made a mental note to visit “creative ideas for thus-and-so dot com” to see if there were images that would spark ideas for her.

We think like that now, don’t we? Hmmm, I wonder what that word means. Oh, let me look it up online. More specifically, we have made an action word out of the Google empire. What we actually say is, Let me google that definition. It’s the modern version of Give me a kleenex (instead of tissue).

It was a long way to the game and the children were reading in the van, so I found myself with time to follow through several thoughts (don’t you love when that happens?). The next interesting concept that popped up was my son’s pubescent trek toward adulthood. I sat pondering What am I going to do with that boy? Not being far from the “google” thought and living in the culture that we do, the natural progression was to make another mental note to visit “what to do with a tweenage boy who is excessively bright and emotionally wonky dot com.”

Have you ever tried to find that site? Have you found it? You may have found a few close to it. Perhaps you’ve stumbled across “I can’t help you unless you buy my e-book about emotionally wonky tweens and after I get your $19.95, I’d be happy to help you dot com.” But you’ve never actually found the info you wanted. And I know why.

You used Google.

Or Bing.

Maybe Ask.

Or Yahoo!

What you (and for those moments in the car, what I) have erred in doing is putting valid data sets into the wrong search engine. There is no website detectable by any of the existing cyber-search engines that can help with most of our oh-help-me queries.

No, the search engine we are truly looking for was mentioned by Maria. Remember when Maria was jovially singing “I Have Confidence” on the way from the convent to the von Trapp’s home? And as she approached the house the song went through an extreme retardando as she sang, “I have confidence in confidence alone…” She stopped at the iron gate as her eyes inhaled the massive family estate. She sighed and said, “Lord, help.”

BAM!! Right there…there’s the search engine that all the information in the information age is causing us to overlook: the Holy Spirit.

Most of our online searches bring us to the iron gate and we sigh, Oh well, get up from the PC, and go along our day wishing we could handle our problems with more confidence (and peace).

Maria’s approach (Lord, help) is the most effective way of data set entry to gain immediate strength and clarity for the situation and boldly push through the iron gate of whatever we are facing.

I’m ashamed that my thoughts in the car revealed more of a trust in man (and his creation) than in my Creator. In the Holy Spirit he has given us the ultimate search engine, don’tcha think?

I’d better get off this blog and go seek Him for help for me and leave my tween in his capable hands.

Over the Christmas holiday we watched a

few episodes of The Bloomberg Game

Changers. (yes, we’re nerds.) Anyway,

pretty good biographies about business

folks who have impacted the flow of

business, social culture, and economics in

recent history. The stories of Google,

Facebook, Apple, Microsoft were featured,

of course. I was impressed with the story

of Jon Stuart. Interesting guy with an

interesting story. After creating a season

pass on Tivo, we learned not many episodes

were made and we were in repeat-land. Oh

well.

I bring this up to give you a brief

history of the influence of the thoughts

that will follow. You see, my brain is as

the book title says “spaghetti” and

everything connects. Sometimes it helps

you to understand which noodle touched

which to ignite the subsequent thought

process.

So let us continue…

While visiting with a friend in her newly

-finished family room she shared the decor

ideas she had for a few of the walls and

elments in the room. While driving to a

ball game later in the day, I recalled the

conversation and made a mental note to

visit “creative ideas for thus-and-so dot

com” to see if there were images that

would spark ideas for her.

We think like that now, don’t we? Hmmm, I

wonder what that word means. Oh, let me

look it up online. More specifically, we

have made an action word out of the Google

empire. What we actually say is, “Let me

google that definition.” It’s the modern

day version of Give me a kleenex (instead

of tissue).

It was a long way to the game and the

children were reading in the van, so I

found myself with time to have several

thoughts. The next interesting concept

that popped up was my son’s pubescent trek

toward adulthood. I sat pondering What am

I going to do with that boy? Not being far

from the “google” thought and livig in the

culture that we do, the natural

progression was to make another mental

note to visit “what to do with a tweenage

boy who is excessively bright and

emotionally wonky dot com.”

Have you ever tried to find that site?

Have you found it? You may have found a

few close to it. Perhaps you’ve stumbled

across the “I can’t help you unless you

buy my e-book about emotionally wonky

tweens and after I get your $19.95, I’d be

happy to help you dot com” site. But

you’ve never actually found the site.

And I know why.

You used Google.

Or Bing.

Or some other search engine.

What you (and for a split second in the

car, what I) have erred in doing is

putting valid data sets into the wrong

search engine.

There is no website detectable by any of

the existing cyber-search engines that can

help with most of our oh-help-me queries.

No, the search engine we are truly looking

for was mentioned by Maria. Remember when

Maria was jovially singing “I Have

Confidence” on the way from the convent to

the von Trapp’s home? And as she

approached the house the song went through

an extreme retardando as she sang, “I have

confidence in confidence alone…” She

stopped at the iron gate and inhaled the

massive family estate. She sighed and

said, “Lord, help.”

Bam! Right there…there’s the search

engine that all the information in the

information age is causing us to overlook:

the Holy Spirit. My Bible tells me he’s a

helper in time of need.

Most of our online searches bring us to

the iron gate and we sigh and say, “Oh

well,” get up from the PC and go along our

day wishing we could handle our problems

with more power and confidence (and

peace).

Maria’s way (“Lord, help”) is the way to

enter the data set, press Enter, gain

immediate strength and clarity for the

situation and boldly push through the iron

gate of whatever is facing us.

I’m ashamed that my thoughts in the car

revealed more of a trust in man (and his

creation) than in my Creator. In the Holy

Spirit he has given us the ultimate search

engine, don’tcha think?

I’d better get off this blog and go seek

Him for help for me and leave my tween in

his capable hands. Over the Christmas holiday we watched a few episodes of The Bloomberg Game Changers. (yes, we’re nerds.) Anyway, pretty good biographies about business folks who have impacted the flow of business, social culture, and economics in recent history. The stories of Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft were featured, of course. I was impressed with the story of Jon Stuart. Interesting guy with an interesting story. After creating a season pass on Tivo, we learned not many episodes were made and we were in repeat-land. Oh well.

I bring this up to give you a brief  history of the influence of the thoughts that will follow. You see, my brain is as the book title says “spaghetti” and everything connects. Sometimes it helps you to understand which noodle touched which to ignite the subsequent thought process.

So let us continue…

While visiting with a friend in her newly-finished family room she shared the decor ideas she had for a few of the walls and elments in the room. While driving to a ball game later in the day, I recalled the conversation and made a mental note to visit “creative ideas for thus-and-so dot com” to see if there were images that would spark ideas for her.

We think like that now, don’t we? Hmmm, I wonder what that word means. Oh, let me look it up online. More specifically, we have made an action word out of the Google empire. What we actually say is, “Let me google that definition.” It’s the modern day version of Give me a kleenex (instead of tissue).

It was a long way to the game and the children were reading in the van, so I found myself with time to have several thoughts. The next interesting concept that popped up was my son’s pubescent trek toward adulthood. I sat pondering What am I going to do with that boy? Not being far from the “google” thought and livig in the culture that we do, the natural progression was to make another mental note to visit “what to do with a tweenage boy who is excessively bright and emotionally wonky dot com.”

Have you ever tried to find that site? Have you found it? You may have found a few close to it. Perhaps you’ve stumbled across the “I can’t help you unless you buy my e-book about emotionally wonky tweens and after I get your $19.95, I’d be happy to help you dot com” site. But you’ve never actually found the site.

And I know why.

You used Google.

Or Bing.

Or some other search engine.

What you (and for a split second in the car, what I) have erred in doing is putting valid data sets into the wrong search engine.

There is no website detectable by any of the existing cyber-search engines that can help with most of our oh-help-me queries.

No, the search engine we are truly looking for was mentioned by Maria. Remember when Maria was jovially singing “I Have Confidence” on the way from the convent to the von Trapp’s home? And as she approached the house the song went through an extreme retardando as she sang, “I have confidence in confidence alone…” She stopped at the iron gate and inhaled the massive family estate. She sighed and said, “Lord, help.”

Bam! Right there…there’s the search engine that all the information in the information age is causing us to overlook: the Holy Spirit. My Bible tells me he’s a helper in time of need.

Most of our online searches bring us to the iron gate and we sigh and say, “Oh well,” get up from the PC and go along our day wishing we could handle our problems with more power and confidence (and peace).

Maria’s way (“Lord, help”) is the way to enter the data set, press Enter, gain immediate strength and clarity for the situation and boldly push through the iron gate of whatever is facing us.

I’m ashamed that my thoughts in the car revealed more of a trust in man (and his creation) than in my Creator. In the Holy Spirit he has given us the ultimate search engine, don’tcha think?

I’d better get off this blog and go seek Him for help for me and leave my tween in his capable hands.


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