For every high school graduation I’m invited to, I decided years ago, I am another year younger. I should be back in my mother’s womb by now, I suppose.
Doesn’t matter how much I want to stop time…or at least spray retardant on it…it keeps accelerating.
Apparently, so does my daughter’s speaking ability, cute factor, and comedy quotient.
She’s three.
3.
TOO FAST!!!
Signed,
Chubby
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